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Editor’s Note: Trying something new here for my blog. Periodically, there will be a new “column” titled, ‘Straight to the Point With Eric,’ written by my best friend Eric W. Jones, who I’ve known for over 10 years and happily consider him more like family than I do some of my actual flesh and blood kin. But that’s another story. Eric is mercilessly blunt, suffers no fools, and is the type of friend who will help you off the ground after an embarrassing fall once he finishes laughing his ass off.

Despite all of that, he’s a pretty damn great guy.

He also has his own unique views on this insanely wild adventure we call life, so this column will serve as his soapbox/platform on expressing those ideals and thoughts on a semi-regular basis.

However, these are entirely E’s words and I don’t take ownership of them or his ideals. Well, maybe some of them, but still…

Top 11 Christmas Gifts That Men Want From Their Girlfriends/Wives
1. A Xbox One (On Sale Now for $350)
2. Playstation 4 (PS4)
3. His favorite sports team jersey, hat and/or shirt.
4. Sex Coupon Book (There needs to be at least 50 coupons in this book)
5. Man Cave Gift Basket: Contain 1 case/24 pack of his favorite beer, 2 bottles of hard liquor, 2 bottles of wine (1 red, 1 white), 1 family size of chips, 1 bag of beef jerky, and 1 can of mixed nuts.
6. Mighty Meat Gift Basket: 1 pack of 4 rib eye steaks, 1 bag of chicken wings, 1 pack of hotdogs, 1 lbs of ground beef, 1 bag of jumbo shrimp, 1 slab of ribs, and 1 slab of baby back ribs.
7. 60″ Smart TV or bigger
8. Pool table
9. Recliner chair
10. Tools. A complete set
11. Surface Pro 3 or iPad Air

Thoughts? Happy Shopping!!!

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